heavy guardian

She had fought alongside Eldrad in battles and debated his cause in counselling Chambers across the galaxy, but never before had she been welcomed into his sanctum. The Opener of the Seventh Way hated the feeling that she was privileged in some way, that this act was a recognition of her status and importance. Even so, she could not help but feel she had been allowed to look upon something few others could, so she took the opportunity to examine her surroundings in some detail, memorising every piece of furniture and ornament, every artwork, in the hopes of deciphering meaning from them later.  

The farseer’s tastes were eclectic – if one was too polite to say random, gauche and prolific. At least, such was Yvraine’s initial thought as she sat on a long couch, the trail of her immaculately tailored Commorraghan court dress heaped around her. She was reminded of the throne rooms of archons that had tried to woo her – romantically and politically – laden with trophies of conquests and subjugations, declarations of power and prestige.  

Except that Eldrad barely glanced at them. And his displays, such as they were, had been confined to a set of three chambers that would barely qualify as an archon’s cloakroom. In fact, it was the lack of space, except for the high-vaulted ceilings customary in aeldari architecture, that reinforced the meandering, unkempt nature of the collection.  

‘It is just…’ began Eldrad, sensing Yvraine’s thoughts as her eyes roamed the room. He searched for a suitable aeldari word and found nothing that quite fitted and so settled for one of the few perfect human words instead. ‘Stuff.’

Yvraine realised immediately what he meant. These were not heirlooms or trophies, treasured possessions or valued research materials. They were cultural accretions. The accumulation of a life that had spanned five generations of his people. They had been placed with no consideration at all, simply fitted into whatever space had seemed right at the time, and never given a second thought.  

He had not even spared them the mental effort of how to discard them.   

She stood and gracefully paced to the adjoining chamber for a better view, her long gown sweeping across the red floor tiles. Alorynis looked up from his position on the back of a couch, one eye open, and then settled again, uninterested in her exploration.   

The room beyond the archway was almost full with miscellany from a hundred different cultures across a dozen races. Most of it was piled like the spoil heap of a museum, the effluvia of fashions, trends, fads and philosophies as old as Ulthwé itself.  

‘Why?’ She did not turn as she asked the question. ‘What is the point of having so much…stuff?’  

‘Badges of allegiance. Patronage of artists. Objects of psychic​ significance I used to trace the fates. Bequeathed artefacts. Ambassadorial bribes. Grave goods. The gifts of suitors. Items absent-mindedly left by visitors. Borrowed objects, equally forgotten.’ The farseer shrugged, his heavy robes barely moving with the gesture. Yvraine caught a tiny flutter of pain, of ancient aching in the body and soul, attuned to his mood and thoughts through their mutual contact with Ynnead. ‘I have another tower, a dozen rooms filled with such detritus of my long life.’

‘I forget how old you are,’ said Yvraine. She sat down again, flicking open her fan in the manner of a kabalite courtier. She regarded the seer over the serrated edge, her smirk hidden. ‘How very old you are.’  

‘Old enough to know better than trade quips with the likes of you,’ replied Eldrad, humour in his voice.

 [Excerpt | Rise of the Ynnari:Ghost Warrior]

НИКТО МИНЯ НИ ЦЕНИТ

Ну чо за хрень, ребята? 
Я вам каждый день рассказывал всякие палезные штуки и саветы из мира юдишек, а вы аказываецца ваще ни черта ни слушали. Вы ни носите маи шляпы, ни используити тактеки, нипраильна пользуитесь даккой. 

Я тут давеча перетёр с Загрезом и он мне сказал шо вы парни даже читать не умеите и просто ржали над картинками. Я ж столька времини орал на гротов шобы они их нарисавали. У них типерь сирдца разбиты.* 
Я атдаю Палку Босса абратана юдишкам. Так уж и быть, пусть забирают сваю магичискую бумашку.

Юдишки: Прастити шо забрал ваш журнал. Я заныкал всё шо мы натырили в Скалу, и доложил нимного взрывучих штук в падарок. Шляпу я вам ни атдам потошо она классная и мне нравицца. Если будут нужны наёмнеки, проста пазавите Кроватапаров. 
- Коммисорк Бадфрагг 

++ ОРК ДНЯ: Я. Вы все атстой++

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++СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ++ 

Улей Альфа уничтожен падением метеорита, при ближайшем рассмотрении оказавшимся бывшей редакцией Полкового Стяга. 

Власти в смятении, объявлена полная планетарная эвакуация. 

++КОНЕЦ СООБЩЕННИЯ++

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* Асобенна у тех, которым я грудь прастрелил за то шо рисуют слишкам медлинна.

Сбросили юдикам вот эти парняги, как обычно

З.Ы.: That's all, folks! Рубрика "Палкавой Палки Босса" подошла к концу вместе с орктябрём. Спасибо, что читали её и следили за событиями. Надеюсь, в следующий раз ГВ порадуют нас подобным контентом в дальнейшем. С Хэллоуином, кто его отмечает.

З.З.Ы.: Прошу модераторов всё же пришить тег этой рубрики к оркам.

Люциус Паттерн

Fellblade. Остриё клинка Империи

Ставлю теги фб и 40к т.к демоны во вселенных по сути общие. Дехала это отсылка к Заракинель (Хранитель секретов, ранее бывший Н'кари)

Dechala is the mistress of the Tormentors, the greatest of all of Slaanesh 's warbands to ever roam the Chaos Wastes. She is as cruel as she is beautiful and as pitiless as she is beguiling.
The earliest records of the ravages of Dechala reach down through the centuries. Some say that she was blessed with great age by Slaanesh, or maybe the legends that she was once a High Elf princess are true.

Dechala is mutated beyond recognition, making her a creature of Chaos more akin to a Daemon than a mortal. Her skin is smooth and milk-white. Her legs have been replaced by the lithe and sinuous body of a snake. Her multi-headed tail cracks like a whip, and drips with poison. Her multitudinous arms grasp heavy-bladed swords and her deep blue eyes glow with an inner light, promising terrible pain and pleasure to any who dare to stand before her. She has beauty that only Slaanesh may grant, but it is as unearthly and disturbing as it is irresistible. Her visage evokes loathing as much as it arouses pleasure.

Dechala seeks the ultimate self-indulgence and freedom from the shackles of law and order, but she desires this pleasure only for herself: others can suffer and die as long as her wishes are fulfilled. She is served by a host of slaves, victims of her hideous poison that erodes both the will and the body.

In battle Dechala is an enchanting sight, her snake-like body dancing to amuse her patron. And as delicate and as sensuous as her movements are, they are nonetheless lethal to those who dare to oppose her, and many an opponent has been cut to pieces while entranced by her dance.
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In 40k known as N'kari or Zarakinel

Между рисованием более серьёзных артов решил слепить маленький комикс. Хз, может идея и не нова, но пока не видел подобного.

Навеяно дискуссией про съедобность врагов Империума под каким-то постом, лол.