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Wh Other Imperium продолжение в комментариях ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 2726.04.201320:21ссылка4.2
RobotronusRobotronus

wh humor Wh Other Wh Песочница ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 4814.12.202119:06ссылка74.1
Darth_SidiousDarth_Sidious

картинка с текстом wh humor Wh Other Necrons Old Ones C'tan Мемы War in Heaven ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

Преподаватель: ты должен был написать эссе о любой войне на твой выбор Я: всё так Преподаватель: что такое Война в Небесах и кто такие К'Таны?,картинка с текстом,wh humor,Wh Other,Warhammer 40000,wh40k, warhammer 40k, ваха, сорокотысячник,фэндомы,Necrons,Old Ones,C'tan,Мемы,Мемосы, мемасы,

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Mactep XyeB Mactep XyeB28.01.202211:20ссылка
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Комментарии 3528.01.202211:15ссылка71.9
niko_42naniko_42na

Space Marine Imperium Ultramarines Invictor space marines ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 1904.08.201917:27ссылка36.8
ssbaldyssbaldy

Pulp Fiction crossover сделал сам ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

Недавно был пост про Джулса из Криминального Чтива в стилистике Вахи. Я вдохновился и пеефигачил всю сценку из комнаты Бретта. Знание Низкого Готика обязательно.


Inquisitor Julius: You, flock of heretics, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Acolyte Vincentius where you got the heathen artifact hid at? 

Heretic Marvin: It's over th... 

Inquisitor Julius: I don't remember askin' you a God-Emperor damn thing! You were saying? 

Cultist Roger: It's in the cupboard. [Acolyte Vincentius starts looking in the upper cupboard] 

Cultist Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees. 

Inquisitor Julius: We happy? [Acolyte Vincentius continues staring at the briefcase's contents] 

Inquisitor Julius: Acolyte Vincentius! We happy? 

Acolyte Vincentius: Yeah, we happy, my lord. 

Cult leader Brettus: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Acolyte Vincentius, right? But I didn't get yours... 

Inquisitor Julius: My name's Purge. And your heretic ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit. 

Cult leader Brettus: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Lord Inquisitor Marsellius. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never... 

Inquisitor Julius: [Inquisitor Julius shoots the heretic on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like? 

Cult leader Brettus: What? 

Inquisitor Julius: What segmentum are you from? 

Cult leader Brettus: What? What? Wh - ? 

Inquisitor Julius: "What" ain't no segmentum I've ever heard of. They speak Low Gothic in What? 

Cult leader Brettus: What? 

Inquisitor Julius: Low Gothic, daemonfucker, do you speak it? 

Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Yes! 

Inquisitor Julius: Then you know what I'm sayin'! 

Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Inquisitor Julius: Describe what Lord Inquisitor Marsellius looks like! 

Cult leader Brettus: What? 

Inquisitor Julius: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, i double dare you, daemonfucker! Now tell me what does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like! 

Cult leader Brettus: He... he's wearing power armour... 

Inquisitor Julius: Go on... 

Cult leader Brettus: He's bald 

Inquisitor Julius: Does he look like a heathen heretic? 

Cult leader Brettus: What? 

Inquisitor Julius: [Shoots Cult leader Brettus in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HEATHEN HERETIC? 

Cult leader Brettus: No! 

Inquisitor Julius: Then why you try to fuck him like a heathen heretic? 

Cult leader Brettus: I didn't... 

Inquisitor Julius: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fuck him. And Lord Inquisitor Marsellius don't like to be fucked by anybody except Lady Inquisitor Argentia. Inquisitor Julius: "You read the Lectitio Divinatus, Brettus?" 

Cult leader Brettus: "Yes!" 

Inquisitor Julius: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of Holy God-Emperor of Mankind shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly an armoured gauntlet about His fist and the edge of His sword. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that I am the end when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


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Комментарии 407.07.201414:13ссылка1.7
Lady SinistraLady Sinistra

Commissar (wh 40000) Imperium Techpriest Adeptus Mechanicus Ultramarines Space Marine Adepta Sororitas Ecclesiarchy Wh Other длиннопост ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы Astra Militarum 

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WHITESWELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! COMMISSAR The Commissar metes out absolute judgment in matters of faith and virtue. Selected for their unrivaled perception and resolute faith, they root out corruption at its source. If you are blessed with a Commissar at your back, stride

WHITESHIELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! Officer Mankind’s superiority in the field of battle can be partially attributed to the expert cunning of the Imperial Commissioned Officer. Selected for their wit, charm, and stalwart courage, Officers guide their Guardsmen through the fog

WHITESHIELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! GUARDSMAN The Hammer of the Imperium, the loyal Imperial Guardsman is not to be trifled with. Armed with his faithful lasgun, the devastating frag grenade, impenetrable flak armour and stalwart faith, every man is worth ten of the enemy’s.

WHITESHIELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! TEMPESTUS SCION When the going gets tough, the tough get carapace armor. Tempestus Scions are fearless warriors, unparalleled on the field of war save the godlike Space Marines and holy Adepta Sororitas. For this reason, the Tempestus Scions

oo WHITESHIELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! WEAPONS SPECIALIST The best and most savvy troopers are entrusted His most holy infantry weapons: the trusty flamer, the blessed melta gun, and even the venerable plasma gun. Armed with these instruments of destruction, the weapon

WHITESHIELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! TECH PRIEST The strange and wise servants of His holy machines, the Priests of Mars work in alliance with the hosts of man, fuelling our engines of war and soothing their machine spirits. Without their unflagging dedication, our cogitators

WHITESWELD'S COLORING BOOK 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! ADEPTA SORORITAS The Sisters of Battle are the divine servants of His will, serving as the militant arm of the faith throughout the Imperium. They spread His Imperial Truth wherever they walk, purifying the weak of body, and exorcising the

WHITESHIELD'S coloring book 42ND MILLENNIUM EDITION! SPACE MARINE There is not a soul in the galaxy that does not idolize the almighty Adeptus Astartes. Spurred by divine purpose and wholly incorruptible, the Emperor’s Angels of Death cast down the forces of darkness with contemptuous ease.



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Комментарии 807.03.201708:52ссылка19.6
windsoulwindsoul

maarthul tau girl Wh Other Wh Песочница Faphammer ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 3425.08.201921:49ссылка31.9
Вольный анонВольный анон

Darth Vader SW Персонажи Звездные Войны librarian (wh 40000) Space Marine Imperium Wh Crossover Wh Other Wh Video ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 4905.12.202122:51ссылка12.0
High GroundHigh Ground

wh humor Wh Other приколы для лоялистов Александр Пушной ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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Комментарии 2722.06.202016:39ссылка128.5
NijelNijel

Librarium Звездные Войны ...Warhammer 40000 фэндомы 

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