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Cultist GF.
Terminator giving candy to a kid in cardboard terminator costume.
Wholesome Daemonette giving candy to trick or treaters.
Swole techpriest and sister predator handshake.
Wrestlemania 40k.
Praetorian Guard drinking tea on top of a dead ork.
Plague Marine petting a Nurgling.
A confused techpriest looking at washing machine instructions.
Grey Knight asserting dominance over daemonette by t-posing.
Pulp Fiction crossover сделал сам Warhammer 40000 фэндомы
Недавно был пост про Джулса из Криминального Чтива в стилистике Вахи. Я вдохновился и пеефигачил всю сценку из комнаты Бретта. Знание Низкого Готика обязательно.
Inquisitor Julius: You, flock of heretics, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Acolyte Vincentius where you got the heathen artifact hid at?
Inquisitor Julius: You, flock of heretics, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Acolyte Vincentius where you got the heathen artifact hid at?
Heretic Marvin: It's over th...
Inquisitor Julius: I don't remember askin' you a God-Emperor damn thing! You were saying?
Cultist Roger: It's in the cupboard. [Acolyte Vincentius starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Cultist Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Inquisitor Julius: We happy? [Acolyte Vincentius continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Inquisitor Julius: Acolyte Vincentius! We happy?
Acolyte Vincentius: Yeah, we happy, my lord.
Cult leader Brettus: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Acolyte Vincentius, right? But I didn't get yours...
Inquisitor Julius: My name's Purge. And your heretic ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Cult leader Brettus: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Lord Inquisitor Marsellius. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Inquisitor Julius: [Inquisitor Julius shoots the heretic on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like?
Cult leader Brettus: What?
Inquisitor Julius: What segmentum are you from?
Cult leader Brettus: What? What? Wh - ?
Inquisitor Julius: "What" ain't no segmentum I've ever heard of. They speak Low Gothic in What?
Cult leader Brettus: What?
Inquisitor Julius: Low Gothic, daemonfucker, do you speak it?
Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Yes!
Inquisitor Julius: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Inquisitor Julius: Describe what Lord Inquisitor Marsellius looks like!
Cult leader Brettus: What?
Inquisitor Julius: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, i double dare you, daemonfucker! Now tell me what does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like!
Cult leader Brettus: He... he's wearing power armour...
Inquisitor Julius: Go on...
Cult leader Brettus: He's bald
Inquisitor Julius: Does he look like a heathen heretic?
Cult leader Brettus: What?
Inquisitor Julius: [Shoots Cult leader Brettus in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HEATHEN HERETIC?
Cult leader Brettus: No!
Inquisitor Julius: Then why you try to fuck him like a heathen heretic?
Cult leader Brettus: I didn't...
Inquisitor Julius: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fuck him. And Lord Inquisitor Marsellius don't like to be fucked by anybody except Lady Inquisitor Argentia. Inquisitor Julius: "You read the Lectitio Divinatus, Brettus?"
Cult leader Brettus: "Yes!"
Inquisitor Julius: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of Holy God-Emperor of Mankind shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly an armoured gauntlet about His fist and the edge of His sword. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that I am the end when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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В полноценную игру пока не собираюсь, хочу начать с Kill Team (либо с Корсаров, либо с коробки Nightmare - Ночников и Мандрагоров).
У меня есть несколько вопросов?
1. Где лучше покупать миниатюры, инструменты для покраса и т.п.
Пока что я думаю между Hobby Games и Рынком Свободных миниатюр
2. Стоит ли брать литье и/или 3д печать?
3. Какие краски вы бы порекомендовали? Стоит ли брать только Citadel?
4. Стоит ли брать с десяток минек для тренировки? Я планирую взять попрактиковаться Вичей, но может лучше взять что-либо еще (может вообще не ГВшное)?
5. Можете посоветовать хороших гайдов по покрасу? На английском тоже подойдет
6. Есть ли какие-либо рекомендации впринципе?
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