21st century Big E working a 9-5.
Manager checks in for performance review.
Manager angrily wakes up Big E .
Emperor has no eyes underneath.
Manager quietly leaves the cubicle.
Big E wakes up from his passing dream of a life long gone, a temporary reprieve from the suffering on the golden throne.
https://awesomeliesblog.wordpress.com/2022/02/20/the-nature-of-chaos/
"At the moment of the Eldar's death, the stone acts like a 'psychic trap', absorbing their psychic self and preventing it from entering the warp and being consumed by the nemesis of the Eldar race: Slaanesh" (Кодекс Эльдаров 4-ой редакции)
"Considered a sinister and taboo weapon, D-Scythes can rip the soul of an enemy from their body and banish it to the Warp." (Кодекс Эльдаров 6-ой редакции)
Guardsman keeping friend safe.
Grammar inquisitor.
Ultramagnus the Red.
Jaghatai Kangaskhan.
Khorne Berzerker with fear of blood.
Lemon Russ.
Nurgle and Isha but loving marriage.
Celestine reading Harlequin romance novel.
Jurgen serving Cain and Vail breakfast in bed.
Tiny battle sister is mad because small.
Tzeentch disappointed with Magnus.
Jurgen having secret admirer.
Vulkan singing with kermit the frog.
Правда только в представлении фаната вахи Кристофера Франссона.
Perturabo crying as he has to use duplo while Dorn uses proper lego.
Blood Raven stealing feet pics.
Saint Celestine dying on a glue trap.
Commissar Cain at his own funeral, again.
Nurgle planting flower.
Khorne Berserker chef.
White Scars at dmv.
Chainsaw Ork.
The Emperor, and Johnny Silverhand.
Space marine asking a custodes to open the pickle jar.
SoB doing this face.
Ghazghkull as Mr Da Beast.
Sly Marbo reading a horror story.
Trazyn admiring a Krieg horse in a jar.
A catachan enjoying grilled tyranid.
Greyfax confessing to a wholly oblivious Celestine.
Space marine wearing sombrero, fighting tyranid with a slipper.
Totally Sane Sister going to bed.
Psyker sleeping in this morning.
No one expects to fall; it is subtle, insidious. The Blessings of the Omnissiah reinforced your body and faith, granted you the strength you needed to fight the vile xenos that tried to break you before. But it was not enough. As your power grew, so it seemed did theirs. Their tactics grew more sophisticated, their strikes more accurate, their devastation greater. Just as desperation gripped your still organic heart…
The whispers began.
True power, they promised. A way to eliminate any horrid mortal creature that came against you. Knowledge beyond comprehension. Your wildest ambitions and dreams of fulfilled. Night and day they repeated the offer; power, knowledge, strength; power, knowledge, strength… It was only a matter of time until you accepted.
Just one error for the Ruinous Powers to consume you.
По мотивам финала Спейсмарина (первого. Быть в тренде - не наш путь).
В 41-м тысячелетии, как мы знаем, существование технологий вроде пикт-съемки никак не мешает буйно цветущей мифологии.
Особенность религиозного мышления.
 | Rogue Trader (CRPG)Подписчиков: +6 |
 | AeldariПодписчиков: +4 |
 | Death Korps of KriegПодписчиков: +2 |
 | TyranidsПодписчиков: +2 |
 | C'tanПодписчиков: +2 |
 | Horus HeresyПодписчиков: +2 |
 | OrksПодписчиков: +2 |
 | NecromundaПодписчиков: +1 |
 | CallidusПодписчиков: +1 |
 | YvraineПодписчиков: +1 |
 | Wh ПесочницаРейтинг: 136,610.3 |
 | FaphammerРейтинг: 75,501.8 |
 | PrimarchsРейтинг: 74,874.0 |
 | DreadnoughtРейтинг: 14,351.2 |
 | Iron WarriorsРейтинг: 12,613.7 |
 | World EatersРейтинг: 12,246.1 |
 | Death GuardРейтинг: 11,969.6 |
 | Emperor's ChildrenРейтинг: 11,636.9 |
 | Night LordsРейтинг: 11,538.0 |
 | Thousand SonsРейтинг: 11,447.4 |
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