FLAGBOY. Stompas eschew unreliable comms networks, instead using a system of signal flags waved fr / squig (сквиги, сквиг) :: mekboy :: Ork boyz (Wh 40000) :: gretchin :: Ork nobz :: stompa :: Orks (Orcs, Орки) :: Warhammer 40000 (wh40k, warhammer 40k, ваха, сорокотысячник) :: фэндомы

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FLAGBOY. Stompas eschew unreliable comms networks, instead using a system of signal flags waved from a Grot's nest' at tt>c highest point of the Stompa. Htgh-tcch versions of these flags often have coloured lightbulbs attached to the top.
SHARPSHOOTA. Gretchin sharpshootas' aren't accurate, just
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FLAGBOY. Stompas eschew unreliable comms networks, instead using a system of signal flags waved from a Grot's nest' at tt>c highest point of the Stompa. Htgh-tcch versions of these flags often have coloured lightbulbs attached to the top. SHARPSHOOTA. Gretchin sharpshootas' aren't accurate, just flukey. Standard practice for a sharpshoota is to screw the eyes closed, stick the tongue out and pull the trigger. DA GUNBOSS. Gunbosscs arc supposed to dircct the fire of the main guns, but they often get carried away and feel the need to loose off some dakka of their own. DA BOSS. The Furst Mate' of the Stompa's owner takes control when the Waiboss wants to get stuck m first hand, which is a lot of tho time. Each Furst Mate is highly skilled, being a specialist in the well-respected field of shouting. SUPA-ROKKITS. Supa-rokkits often carry Grot pilots who are an too happy to go out with a really impressive bang GROT RIGGERS. Stompas are usually covered in menial Grots who consider themselves apprentice mechanics. Those who dine regularly on Squig curry soon leam to stay away from the ignition of tho supa-rokkits SUPA-GA7LER. The supa-gatler has the highest rate of fire of any Or* weapon and hence is considered a must by all self-respecting Stompa owners. Though it inevitably runs out of ammunition after a single salvo, it docs make a hell of a racket. GET ’EM GROT. This Grot is in chargo of giving the ‘all clear' signal to the supa-rokkit pilots. Sometimes they even wait till tho rokk't engines really are all dear, just for a chango of paco. DETH KANNON KREW These Grots are responsible for the smooth running of the Stompa's mam armament. If a shell ever gets stuck in the breach, the smallest Grot is given a burning rag and sent to retrieve it, usually with entertaining results. KONTROL CENTRE A Stompa is guided on its rampage by the Grots in the kontroi centre, where competition is fierce. A system of shouting tubes helps these Grots relay messages over the deafcnmg racket DA BRIG. Grots stupid enough to get caught misbehaving are often locked in the brig for a variety of offences, like mixing the Mek's oil can up with his Squig beer, or breaking wind into the shouting tubes when the Waiboss has his ear pressed dose. BURNY BITZ. The heart of tho Stompa is a roaring. cternaBy hungry furnace that is constantly fed a motley assortment of scrap metal, body parts and dirty fuel It is not uncommon for the Meks to place bets on how many Grots accidentally' fall into the furnace over the course of the battle. ENJIN KOGS Meks like cogs, because cogs have teeth Grots like cogs too. because they sometimes grind the slow and the unlucky into interesting shapes. KONVEYIN EELT. A konveym' belt runs around the intenor of most Stompas. allowing the krew to distribute ammunition, crude fuel and meaty snacks where they are needed most. BOSS MEK The visionary Ork responsible for the creation of tho Stompa usually bellows orders on tho onjm deck, reinforcing them with a well-aimed hammer if necessary. MURDER PORTS. The exterior of a Stompa is dotted with murder ports from which the krew can get in some closc-range killin' or. alternatively, get killed at close range. GROT OILERS. Grot Oilers ensure tho grinding, stamping -foet' of the Stompa have plenty of grease. THE DROPS. Nervous Grots tend to produce a lot more than just excited chatter. A visit to the drops is a calculated risk, for they often play host to the infamous Face-Eater Squig and its smaller but no-loss-terrifying cousin, the Brown Surprise. DA BEU.Y-HOLD. The beily-hold is dangerous, deafeningty loud, and it smells worse than a Snakebite's loincloth. No wonder it is so popular with Orks hoping to hitch a ride... DA TITAN CHAINFIST. A big. choppy close combat weapon is a regular feature, allowing it to carvo its way through anything
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это явно не вархаммер. там же орки из вар крафта.
proshanie proshanie 04.04.201311:37 ответить ссылка -3.0
Wisco Wisco 04.04.201312:09 ответить ссылка 1.9
Посмеялся от души.
Спасибо.
Да нет из вахи.
zoy12 zoy12 04.04.201311:39 ответить ссылка 0.0
Разве у тех гоблины рабочие?
zoy12 zoy12 04.04.201311:39 ответить ссылка -1.1
гретчины все грязную работу делают за орков
dat stompa masta bee REEEED!
ERE WE GO!
Гретчины самые прикольные ))
Ancifero Ancifero 04.04.201314:38 ответить ссылка 0.0
Прикольно. Но текст нечитаем.
LaCroix LaCroix 04.04.201315:16 ответить ссылка 0.0
Изображение кликабельно, если и после этого не читается, то советую купить очки.
Классическое уязвимое место - туалет (между ног) :)
MsKaa MsKaa 04.04.201323:38 ответить ссылка 0.0
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